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Private Semen Analysis with Same-Day Results

Discreet, private semen analysis testing for fertility assessments and post-vasectomy checks. We welcome patients from across London and the UK who want fast, accurate results without NHS delays. Our experienced team offers same-day results in a professional and confidential setting, giving you clarity and peace of mind.

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Which package is right for you?

Essential

You want to assess your sperm quality, confirm vasectomy success, investigate retrograde ejaculation or absence of semen, check for azoospermia (no sperm), or verify previous results. 2-7 days' abstinence needed.

^£ 189

Volume

The volume of semen in ml can indicate if there may be blockages or gland deficiencies.
Vitality

% of live sperm - only used if indicated
pH

How acidic or alkaline the semen is.
Concentration

The number of sperm per millilitre of semen.
Motility

The % of sperm that are moving progressively.
Morphology

The % of normally-shaped sperm.
Antibodies

A MAR test is an immunologic screen for anti-sperm antibodies.
Same-day results
Photo of sperm

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Trying

You've been struggling to conceive and want a comprehensive fertility assessment. This package includes everything in the Essential plus extra tests and support. 2-3 days' abstinence needed.

^£ 405

Sperm DNA Fragmentation Test
Video clip of sperm
Post-analysis mini consultation - 15mins
Free male fertility coaching session
Essential Analysis
Same-day results
Volume

The volume of semen in ml can indicate if there may be blockages or gland deficiencies.
Vitality

% of live sperm - only used if indicated
pH

How acidic or alkaline the semen is.
Concentration

The number of sperm per millilitre of semen.
Motility

The % of sperm that are moving progressively.
Morphology

The % of normally-shaped sperm.
Antibodies

A MAR test is an immunologic screen for anti-sperm antibodies.
Photo of sperm

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Sperm DNA Fragmentation Only

This test should only be booked individually if recommended by a healthcare professional. 2-3 days' abstinence needed.

^£ 229

We use the Sperm Chromatin Dispersion (SCD) Asssay to determine the amount of DNA Fragmentation in your sample.

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Additional Male Fertility Tests

We also offer the following tests, but they can only be booked upon recommendation from a healthcare professional.

Some of these tests require a urine or blood sample, which can be provided during the same session as your semen analysis.

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For men

Sperm quality is the underlying cause of infertility in around 50% of couples struggling to conceive.

Male Factor Miscarriage

Poor sperm DNA can increase the risk of miscarriage. Book your DNA Fragmentation Test today and get same-day results

For Healthcare Professionals

Two semen analyses are ideal for the diagnosis of male factor infertility.

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Acorn Andrology provides a user-friendly booking system with evening & weekend appointments – making your day easier.

We provide same-day reports for those eager to receive results quickly and discreetly. Skip the wait and get your report on the same day.

We have a small and friendly team within a discreet location and private clinic. Our transparent and clear pricing means you know exactly what you’re paying for.

Sophie

Lab Director & Clinical Scientist

Anna

Senior Andrologist

Ecem

Lab Technician

Gill

Fertility Midwife & General Manager

Kerry

Reproductive Technologist

Laura

Clinical Scientist & Quality Manager

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Our clinic is located on Genotin Terrace, Enfield. We're within walking distance of Enfield Town Station (2 mins) and Enfield Chase Station (10 mins). Genotin Terrace is pedestrian-only and accessible from both London Road and Genotin Road.